Animal Cruelty du Jour – Part Deux

May 26, 2010

Following the discovery of a blog, titled Diary of a Jet setting Cat, another new online diary entry has been discovered in cyberspace.

Diary of Le Woof du Jour (or Rovers Return)

Day mmmh oof forgot.  Just heard jingle of lead – oh goody – walkies!  Managed to get close and sniff toosh of La Belle – cocker spaniel from number 12.  Ooooh and found great treasure, big box of KFC chicken bones.  Can this day get any better?  Yessss – cat came home multi coloured looking like parrot.  Wait, jingling of my collar again.  Brilliant!  Nother walkie!  New route full of interesting smells.  Stop outside strange smelling place can’t quite make out name S—A—L—O—N Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!   Walk home, avoiding eye contact, enter home – cat lying on chaise licking claws sniggering when sees my latest styling.  Got pom poms on my legs.  Mental note – remember large puddle near park…