Animal cruelty du Jour

May 26, 2010

Apparently, the latest craze du jour in New York (well, mes petit pois where else indeed???) is to dye your cat in some fetching multi colour design.  Forget Joseph and the amazing Technicolor dream coat – now the latest must have accessory is to colour match Le Chat to go with your post modern ironic Lichtenstein pop art paintings.  Gosh the possibilities and design variations are limitless.

Incidentally this blog entry has just been discovered

Day 711  My tormentor took me to some strange location full of Hispanic little men in shiny too tight trousers, open shirts and medallions around their chests.  Jesus, the proud Puerto Rican keeper of this new torture chamber kept exclaiming ‘Mi hijas what a darrrrrrling little pussssy caat’ while applying some strange toxic lotions on my fur.  My captor smiled while watching my latest humiliation.  One day when the glorious feline revolution will take place and all cats can walk freely without pink glitter collars I shall repay these creatures for all of those heinous attacks.  I discovered some new powers just the other day when my captor brought in a new ally; he fled muttering something about ‘allergy’.  I must find out how to harness this new weapon….