Well you can’t take it with you

May 14, 2010

Seems to be the consensus of many gents that contributed to an industry forum discussing how they justify the expense of their patronage of floozies.  Quite right and the dividends are manifold!  Well, how many research studies does it need to show that Honey is good for you…?  You could spend money of many things that harm your health like alcohol, cigarettes, drugs or far worse purchase an expensive concert ticket to see Whitney Houston live!  The latter will leave you with such a trauma that only counselling and possible lengthy therapy can overcome.  Surely her audio assault must be illegal under the Geneva Conventions that expressly rule out torture?  Saw a TV documentary many months ago that showed a cruel practise of Hong Kong citizens who had the vocal cords of their dogs removed so they won’t bark or cause a nuisance.  However, in the case of La Houston it would be the kindest thing to do, especially for the poor audience!