Asking for directions – part deux

January 30, 2010

It seems the inability to ask for directions might be in particular an affliction of the Anglo-Saxon Homo erectus…  A French study begs to differ and rebuts the findings of an English study that claims the G-Spot does not exist.   Apparently, French men do know where to look – well, if one studies the typical French movie the best way to search for this button is by plonking the woman on the kitchen table and root around, usually after a heated argument, furiously smoking a cigarette and waving ones hands around and many typical Gallic shrugs.  Whatever the ritual involved finding the blasted spot, I am surprised to hear that 60% of French women have it and their English sisters apparently not.  At the risk of sounding offensive (well, it is my blog so sue me lol) given on how many neurotic French women I have encountered – either I only met with those falling into the 40% group or they have not had their button pressed.

In my professional capacity as a floozy, I am not keen on the kind of dogged insistence of some guys who see it as a personal mission to locate and push that button.  They are often the kind of person that fails to see the bigger picture of moi, a living breathing woman with a personality.  Instead, they focus on my inner bits with some mental alternative to the Ford Escort manual and prod around where the plumbing ought to be.  Luckily, I rarely encounter such ‘intrepid’ explorers as most gents realise that achieving bliss is not just pure mechanics but a combination of physical and mental stimulation as a holistic approach.  However, hobbyist forums are full of the kind of men that swap notes that could easily read out of context appear to be motor repair tips.  Ironically, their quest to find the Holy Grail of Punting has nothing to do with the actual lady’s feelings on the matter and is all about the equivalent of erecting an explorer’s flag up there…   The type of people who post in-depth instructions of how to turn on the ‘waterworks’ i.e. to get the women squirting remind me off podgy Gary Larson ‘Far Side’ cartoon boys with milk bottle thick glasses that mount big bugs as specimen…

Anyway, all you lovely gents I can stop the agony over trying to find my G Spot – it is really easy to locate and very easy to reach – it nestles seductively inside my silk purse….