Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Burlesque Honey

May 27, 2008

Marks the historic moment when this Honey went baaad….. In fact, I stumbled into the world of strumpeteering per chance – you might say the accidental harlot!

Now about 18 months ago, a normal work client meeting extended to coffees and a drink back at his hotel. This was a truly charming man with a great personality and an entire day and evening of flirting began having a resounding effect on me. I was and still am happily single and enjoyed a decently long enough period of abstinence. Although then I was slowly reaching the point where I was beginning to get slightly concerned about detecting a teeny whiff of Eau de Old Maid around moi and the distinct possibility of suddenly owning millions of moggies looming in the not too distant future. Thus I owed it my Yoni not to mention my poor neighbours to get laid quickly! Really, I am quite an altruistic Honey….

What can I say – then followed a glorious romp that quickly abolished all risks of adopting an unfeasible number of felines and my number one pussy got a good once over and fresh MOT. Despite my post coital bliss, I noticed that the gent was a tad confused about what transpired between us. I assured him that I was ecstatically happy with our brief encounter and happy to go our separate ways without any impending danger to his family rabbit….. He assured me that wasn’t really what he was concerned with and he too had thoroughly enjoyed himself. Eventually, he confessed that in order to deal with the guilt about enjoying extra marital nookie he only visited escorts as to not blur the line between his relationship with his wife. He then asked if I would be really offended if he actually offered to pay me for our encounter. I thought about it hard for about oh, well about 4 seconds and then ask ‘exactly how much he intended to offend me’? Well, let’s just say he felt very guilty and the offence was rather hefty…… God, I adore Catholics – so much guilt and such great capacity for sinning!