Comments for Burlesque Honey

Comment on Irony du Jour by Madame X

Madame X — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 06:38:25 +0000

Someone created a widget that keeps track of exactly how many comments you’ve thrown in the spam bin over the life of your blog – it adds a feeling of achievement to the otherwise tedious task. If it didn’t clash so badly with my layout, I’d add it

Today I found this comment trying to attach itself to my “Mind Fuck” article –

“Hi, I’m very interested in Linux but Im a Super Newbie and I’m having trouble deciding on the right distribution for me (Havent you heard this a million times?) anyway here is my problem, I need a distribution that can switch between reading and writing in English and Japanese (Japanese Language Support) with out restarting the operating system.”

Comment on Asking for directions by Elsewhere

Elsewhere — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:39:58 +0000

So true
Its the same way with us guys setting up or assembling *anything*. We only look at the instructions AFTER we have totally screwed it up.

Comment on The struggle for beauty by Jekandhyd

Jekandhyd — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:49:24 +0000

In my youth (OK, late 20s) I worked for a rather famous cosmetics company. The job they gave me was as HR manager “looking after” their beauty consultants that worked in the West End stores (ie, the crop sprayers that you met today). At the time I was the only unmarried male working for the company that also lived in London, hence I was always the last to leave the wine bar during our evening bonding sessions. Sometime these sessions would continue at my flat in Fulham. I will not have a word said against them. Happiest days of my life. However, a brief visit to the factory would prove that you are right. The cost of making the jar and cardboard box was many times the cost of the sludge within. And if you ever saw them stiring gloop in a standard issue plastic dustbin, it you would also realise that expensive lipstick “in the raw” is not a pretty sight.

Comment on Wot good is sitting allein in your room? by jekandhyd

jekandhyd — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 08:55:38 +0000

Ah, you’ve touched a nerve. I love good burlesque and am often amazed at the sheer gymnastic skill that many UK pole dancing burlesque perfomers demonstrate, but there is a lot of rubbish out there as well. Unfortunately I have the character fault of being honest and recently, when with a burlesque performing lady friend of mine (and she is one of the good ones), I offered the view that what we were watching was amateur at best and emabarasing to watch. Oh dear, it seems an attack on one is attack on the tribe and my now former ladyfriend felt that I had aimed a dagger at her heart. I’ll never learn.

Comment on Storm in a D cup by jekandhyd

jekandhyd — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:53:52 +0000

ahem … erm … *whispers quietly* .. is a chap allowed to comment on the comedy value of large bosooms?

I think I may have orginated the comment that describes a girl as “psalm 23″ – by that I eman “her cups runneth over”. I’ve also heard of girls described as “Norma” as in “Norma Stitz”, but that sort of comment, of course, should be banned from your blog.

You’ve also heard, I’m sure, of the chap that tries to buy a bra for his ladyfriend and when asked the size replies 15 inches. “That’s not very large” says shop assistant, “Oh?”, replies chap, “well my bowler hat is 7.5 inches and that fits one of them”.

Other comments are just too crude, such as the “cowboy bra”, that “rounds them up and moves them out”.

*slinks away slowly, head held low”

Comment on Storm in a D cup by Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:45:25 +0000

Oh God! One of my favourite complaints. You’ve made me feel much better about Agent Provocateur, so thank you for that Honey dearest.

I regularly seem to find myself standing in the middle of La Senza, eyeing up all the lacey, ribbon bedecked unmentionables which would be perfect for floozying, but they only make them in up to a C/D cup. My choices? I can choose between two styles which they deem suitable for a larger cup size or be sent to the armour plated undies department by the size zero twiglet behind the counter, who on most occasions will be giving me thunderous looks, probably because I dare to drag my hideously obese butt into her eyeline.

*Eyes sewing machine…*

*Sighs*

*Re-buries machine under the ironing pile*

Comment on A martyr’s price by admin

admin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:50:55 +0000

Hahahaha that is a good question! Again this does not seem to be covered in the scriptures…

Comment on Ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies by admin

admin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:49:57 +0000

Oh but I am not against enhancement. Some ladies had beautiful augmentations and I am glad if that pleases them. I am just concerned when a simple desire to improve turns into an obsession and some freak show.

Comment on Ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies by jekandhyd

jekandhyd — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:45:13 +0000

I couldn’t agree more. Women are beautiful and no-one can improve on nature. I love natural breasts every single time. Enhanced breats are ALWAYS ugly. [rant over]

Comment on A martyr’s price by jekandhyd

jekandhyd — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:54:16 +0000

Sounds good, but would that mean you’d also get 72 mother-in-laws?