A moose kissed me…

Being an arty sort of floozy I am interested in all kinds of creative collaborations, especially with pin-up photographers, designers and other inspiring artists.  Recently, I met up again with a lovely gent who works in a variety of media and who is going to create art work of moi.  Apart from enjoying seeing each other again it is really inspiring and fertilises my own artistic juices.  Plus there is the added frisson of continuing the long tradition of floozies posing for an artist, which puts me in mind especially of a number of 19th century painters, who captured the erotic essence of harlots.  Anyway, after posing I felt a renewed vigour to embark on a number of design projects.  Maybe I am a modern day Renaissance wench as I like painting, writing, creating sculptures, wood cuts, as well as designing furniture and working with glass.  Today I was looking at lingerie and while there is lovely stuff out there – nothing really stirred me.  I have visions of unique, sassy, stylish sexy retro inspired pieces.  So my new project will be to venture into learning about making corsets and other frou frou underwear…  Think my occupation would be the perfect showcase to highlight my creations… lol    

Get stuffed

A gent who maybe knows me better than I care to admit, gave me a book, ‘The Home Taxidermist’s Handbook’ by Chuck Iglesias. Or alternatively ‘How to stuff, mount and display your beloved pets around the home and garden.’ It is gloriously distasteful and funny, however, the worst thing is that some of the taxidermist projects, including a matching gerbil salt & peppershaker set or hamster tea light holders hold a certain appeal for me. I kind of felt myself drifting off, pondering on and considering it for a brief moment… The material list is gloriously offensive – hamsters, the author muses luckily do not last long and in no time you can amass a good sized collection of tea light holders as one would look a bit strange by itself at a dinner party. Quite! There is also a simply inspired stuffed animal garden chess set; here the manual concedes that you need a lot of animals. Other quaint projects include a canine remote control holder – apparently a midsized dog is most suitable. And the Dachshund baby cushion is simply divine! Here is an inspiration for many Elle Decoration subscribers, given that all those Weimaraners bought to look rather decorative in all white interiors stop looking quite so splendid with advancing years and have a rather unsavoury habit of drooling and slobbering all over the white sofas. Have them lovingly stuffed and they make adorable features that complement the modern stark gas fire. Being the owner of the world laziest Greyhound it is rather handy that her fur matches the couch – keep kind of looking at her – would make ever such a gorgeous cushion… To be perfectly honest, one would hardly notice the difference!

Well, seems the art of taxidermy is not quite as popular these days as in its heydays during the Victorian area. Think the motto then was if it doesn’t move – stuff it! But our forbearers were not contend with just trying to achieve the most life-like effect but were rather keen on recreating entire ‘tableaux’ see the charming portrayal of a boxing match between two stuffed critters on the left. Perhaps an ancestor of Professor Hagen…?

I have scored….

Oooooh, I feel so appreciated – a lovely gent was kind enough to heed my not so subtle prompting on here for some feedback. I am all the more touched, as he isn’t normally very keen on writing and much prefers to let his fingers do the talking…. Thank you for both a wonderful time and a field report!

Field report number 6350 on Punternet.

So all you lovely men – if you feel your creative juices (as well as others lol) flowing and you enjoyed your time at my boudoir why not compose some prose or even poetry. Hahahah – I admit even less subtle and more brazen hinting….

Feedback…

While I am not exactly a blushing flower and it is established that I rent it by the hour – I have always felt strangely shy about the concept of receiving feedback from gents on various hobbyist boards in my still relative short floozy career. But now I am wondering if it was wise to draw such a discreet veil…? If one reads certain forums – it seems a field report of such a strumpet expedition is de rigueur for discerning clients and a must for making up ones mind when deliberating which strumpet to frequent. So I have changed my mind (just shows my enormous mental flexibility… lol) and am ready to embrace this custom. Question is who will pop my feedback cherry and more importantly in what style…? Will it be in the fashion of a seasoned restaurant critic, or resemble the appraisal on Cum Dancing, or maybe some prose?

Go on – I dare you – surprise me!

Hankering after this…..

An amazing exhibition of skeletons of cartoon characters. If only biology had been so much fun when I was in school, I now would be a renowned forensic pathologist! I adore this piece and not so secretly covet it…..

Santa – please pretty please!  You know I am hinting…….